Ok, I wrote this at work. Was SOOOO bored!! :D Its for my meh. 
I aint no shakespeare, but this one means well. 
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This morning I wanted to write you a song
So beautiful, cause it seems I cant love you more, 
And I have not done anything romantic for long, 
Except move my shore. 

I moved my bags and life
To be with you, my honey, 
Cause I could not resist being your wife, 
And working hard with you, for the money. 

They warned me marriage was no joke, 
There would be fights and then we would both see crimson, 
But my life is beautiful as we eat and drink but not smoke, 
Watch telly and movies and the show and movie of the simpsons! 

So all said and done I am a happy wife,
Living my life in harmony with you without any strife.